1. from-the-stone-to-the-hallows:

    myexistanceisanactofrebellion:

    That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot

    wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??

    It certainly is, with Mary Poppins

    Ah, the nerd is strong with this post

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  2. beautifulquote:

    Beautiful Quote #NewPost [9]

     
  3. beautifulquote:

    Beautiful Quote #NewPost [4]

     
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  5. monochromatose:

    babyminaj:

    too good

    nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

    (Source: imgfave, via waterfallfish)

     
  6. angrythecake:

    poeticslave:

    kyriasmith:

    beben-eleben:

    During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”

    Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

    When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” 

    This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! 

    When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” 

    The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” 

    This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! 

    After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

    This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

    The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” 

    This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

    The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” 

    This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!” 

    The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery. 

    This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! 

    So who are the real robbers here?

    Oh

    Wow… If you don’t read this, you’re wilding.

    This is rather relevant to how I ended up in my job position…

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  8. "The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die."
    — Juliette Lewis (via the-hatred-machine)

    (Source: somedistantgalaxy, via 69shadesofgayy)

     
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  10. foreversearchingforanswers:

    toxicteardrops:

    l-ovelynialler:

    from left to right;

    I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.

    My friend’s parents sent her away.

    I found death threats in my locker.

    I submitted to electroshock therapy.

    I lost half my friends after coming out.

    My grandmother sends me hate mail.

    My school won’t let me take my date to prom.

    I am not here anymore.

    My dad tried to beat it out of me.

    No one is proud of me.

    This showed up on my blog again. Forever reblog.

    The “I am not here anymore.” 

    Oh my. This hit hard.

    i don’t even care that this isn’t black and white.
    read this

    (Source: lui19h, via youwererightherethewholetime)

     
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  12. peanutbuttercrunchies:

    My childhood summed up in one post

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  13. psych-quotes:

    A 7-minute workout that to shred fat and get in shape, no equipment necessary; thank you science! I’m doing #3 and #4 DAILY!

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  15. thedauntlesschild:

    the-helpful-frog:

    we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr

    like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden

    we should have that

    Done.
    Email: allfandomsmatter@gmail.com
    Password: parentalert
    Username: helpsomeonescoming
    Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.

    (Source: bloghaver, via countryboylumberjack)